Spider Legs

You want to know why spiders have 8 legs?
So they can dance away when you’re trying to get em’.
Just like us they only need two, to cut a rug and avoid a flying shoe.
So when you smush them and fmush them (but don’t completely kabush them)
Until their strength begins to ebb
They can jive, tango, or Viennese waltz their way back to their web.