What Tickles a Feather?

If feathers can tickle
and ickle your nose
what tickles a feather?
…what tickles ITS nose?

What tickles a feather?
What does, do you suppose?

Spider Legs

You want to know why spiders have 8 legs?
So they can dance away when you’re trying to get em’.
Just like us they only need two, to cut a rug and avoid a flying shoe.
So when you smush them and fmush them (but don’t completely kabush them)
Until their strength begins to ebb
They can jive, tango, or Viennese waltz their way back to their web.

I Stibbed My Fungers!

Look at my fungers! They’re all big and bruised!
I am so confused and utterly bemused.

I stibbed them, oh I stibbed them good!
Now they crack when I don’t think they should.

They’re black and blue like an old man’s shoe.
When I bend them they sound like a broken kazoo!

Let this be a lesson to all of you youngers.
Be careful! Be careful what you do with your fungers.

Grass Soda

This afternoon Dad mowed the yard
now making this stuff won’t be so hard

I’ve got the rest of the things I need
like butter stalks, and chicken weed

Those fresh grass clippings will work just fine
to make the flavor simply divine

and since we want to make it right
we’ll finish with a dash of fresh sunlight

Here, drink this fizzy whizzy thing
cuz’ grass soda is the official drink of Spring.